"Do your thing and don't care if they like it"

Listen up fives a ten is speaking.
  • 2 years old kid: *runs*
  • family: looks like he's going to be an athlete


benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via -pretend-)


My friend Amabel sent me a box of doggy cake awhile ago. I used it today to make Jiggles her 3rd birthday cake.

She was very upset about having to wait to eat it…

(via nofriendsnoproblem)